I had an old interview here from a local paper, but my friend Dana's interview is better, and shorter.
Dana: If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
Jueri: A pre-tree, aka a nut.
Dana: What do you like better: people or trees?
Jueri: A tree has never lied to me.
Dana: Some trees are crooked. Do you think it's a conspiracy?
Jueri: All trees are crooked. When everybody is in on it, it's not a conspiracy.
Dana: Do you prefer morningwood or hardwood?
Jueri: Both have their place.
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